Rowdy Rowdy and Bowdy Bowdy

[Konnan]

The crowd is dead silent in the iMPACT! Zone awaiting what's to happen next. The crowd gets on their feet almost instantly for the arrival of the next big thing to hit TNA.

GETTIN' ROWDY ROWDY AND BOWDY BOWDY

Those words are heard as the crowd erupts barely able to hear the music following. From the tunnel bursts Konnan, the master of disaster, the man with the plan wearing his typical bandana, sunglasses, plaid shirt with a TNA shirt underneath, and baggy pants.

Konnan makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic.

Konnan: WHAT IS UP ORLANDO??

The sound of his voice makes the crowd go even crazier

Konnan: Are you all ready?

The crowd seems puzzled at first

Konnan: Ready to get....

Crowd: ROWDY ROWDY

Konnan: And don't forget to get....

Crowd: BOWDY BOWDY

Konnan then begins to dance around the ring to a randon song playing out the PA system.

Konnan: Now, I gotta question. Why is it that Konnan, the man, hasn't gotten drafted yet? That's what I wanna know

The crowd seems to agree

Konnan: I mean, I am a fan favorite after all. And I bring the money. All the money. And the ladies, all the ladies. So please tell me why I haven't been drafted?

The crowd seems as angry as Konnan

Konnan: Maybe, we can fix it. And soon I hope. So everyone in the New TNA can get....

Crowd: ROWDY ROWDY

Konnan: And....

Crowd: BOWDY BOWDY


Konnan exits the iMPACT! Zone on a roaring crowd chanting his name.

[Batista]

Batista catches konnan in the hall

batista- hey konnan lets see what you have im going to make you proove yourself this friday you will go up against the undertaker in a title match then after your performance there you may get drafted.

batista laughs and walks away

[Konnan]

As Batista walks away, Konnan stops him

Konnan: Batista, holmes, wait a minute brotha.

Batista stops and turns around

Konnan: You give me the Undertaker? Are you completely serious right now? Ha, I would take a steaming crap in his bag and he wouldn't do a thing.

Konnan laughs and continues speaking

Konnan: 'Tista, this won't be a problem for me at all. Because as you may or may not know. The Man Wit Da Plan, da Masta of Disasta, Konnan, always keeps it Rowdy Rowdy. And of course Bowdy Bowdy.

Konnan continues down the hall stopping at Undertaker's locker room and entering yelling....


Konnan: ORALE! VIVA LA RAZA!!

[Batista]

Batista see's konnan at takers door

batista runs down to the door and slams konnans head into the door knocking him to the floor.

batista- I gave you a chance to proove yourself now i would hate for you not to make it to your title match. watch your back.

batista- taker why dont you take care of this light work for me.

tbc by undertaker only

[Undertaker]

Undertaker comes out swinging rights and lefts at Konnan

Undertaker takes his lead pipe and gets Konnan a couple of times in the chest

Undertaker whips Konnan's back with his belt

Undertaker picks up Konnan and Chokelams him through the table outside his locker room

Undertaker hits Tombstone on the concrete and then takes Konnan's bandana and spits tobacco juice on it before shoving it down Konnan's throat

Undertaker then hits the Last Ride throught another table set up near his locker room

Undertaker stands over Konnan's body and says tonight you better bring your AAA game because your A game just got your ass bust big time

[Konnan]

As Undertaker walks down the hallway laughing, Konnan gets up, covered in blood. He spits the bandana out of his mouth and starts limping towards Undertaker.

Konnan: 'Taker, wait up.

As Undertaker turns around, Konnan pulls his taser gun out and hits Undertaker right in the hip.

Undertaker: AHHHHH

Konnan: That's what you get for messing with The Masta of Disasta, The Man Wit Da Plan, Konnan

Konnan leaves Taker's lifeless body on the ground as he walks away yelling

ORALE! VIVA LA RAZA

END OF RP

[Batista]

batista- man i gave you a title shot and you didnt walk away with it taker did u better get in line and learn who runs this place.